Whoever Says That Size Doesn't Matter

"Chris Clarke" (shiftsandgiggles) 07/31/2014 at 17:33 • Filed to: Planelopnik, Oshlopnik, osprey

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Probably has a small prop.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Chris Clarke 07/31/2014 at 17:34

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MonkeePuzzle > Chris Clarke 07/31/2014 at 17:34

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*penis

T5Killer > Chris Clarke 07/31/2014 at 17:37

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V-22 FTW

Anon > Chris Clarke 07/31/2014 at 17:37

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Is that an Osprey?!

yamahog > Chris Clarke 07/31/2014 at 18:08

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...would rather just have a competent pilot ;)

Chris Clarke > Anon 07/31/2014 at 18:28

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Yes sir.

grahamrh808 > Chris Clarke 07/31/2014 at 19:07

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I live near a Marine base where a squadron of these is stationed...every time I see one transition from flying like a plane to flying like a helicopter, I have to fight the urge to run for cover.

ly2v8-Brian > yamahog 07/31/2014 at 19:54

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What you did there, I see it.

ly2v8-Brian > Anon 07/31/2014 at 19:54

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themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > yamahog 07/31/2014 at 20:34

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Well your boytoy does drive a miata......Is that his motto in life? Less displacement, more skill.?

yamahog > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/31/2014 at 20:51

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Hahaha! Lol, no, but he does also drive a Mustang GT, so I guess that would mean more displacement and faster straight line speeds? Crap, that's not too flattering either.... WAIT WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW, ARE YOU TRYING TO PICTURE US BOINKING AHHHH... PUT THAT DOWN!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > yamahog 07/31/2014 at 20:55

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WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TALK ABOUT BOINKING?!?!?!? I JUST WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT HE DROVE!!!!!

You women are such pigs.

yamahog > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/31/2014 at 20:57

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Wait, this is a car blog? I thought this was just one big dick joke. Oooops!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > yamahog 07/31/2014 at 21:04

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Typical females coming into our automotive blog and trying to stick dicks into everything! You don't even have them and you're trying to use them! Meanwhile all we want to do is talk about our favorite cars. You know the type.

Big engines

long, elegant hoods

With just that gentle, almost sensual curve to them

It needs to be big and powerful

Yet sensitive and responsive

That's all we want to talk about on here. But no! Here you womenfolk go talking about dicks and making penis references in our car blog! HOW DARE YOU! You girls always coming into oppo and making all this phallic symbol talk....I...I....I.... I am feeling so repressed right now!

yamahog > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/31/2014 at 21:20

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Ok, congrats, I lol'd hard... long and hard ;)

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > yamahog 07/31/2014 at 22:02

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You're welcome.